He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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