U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just invented taco cereal.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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