question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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