I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
