I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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