Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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