You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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