I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
