is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
