when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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