So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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go home
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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