Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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