i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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