I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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