i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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