apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
did you just send me my own nude
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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