let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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