I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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