My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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