think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
