As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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