ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
