I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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