Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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