He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
