worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
