I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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