Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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