When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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