at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Holy shit dude........stairs
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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