Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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