i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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