no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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