i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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