Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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