I'm going to jail i love you
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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