i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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