If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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