New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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