I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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