Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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