They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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