Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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