carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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