i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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