There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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