I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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