its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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