Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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