I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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