well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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