you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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