Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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