Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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