I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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