Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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