I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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