girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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