So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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